similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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