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I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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