Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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