Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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