so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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