i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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