new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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