Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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