I'm lost and stupid without you.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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