We should be called the Road Head Warriors
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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