I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize