dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize