it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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