Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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