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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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