the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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