Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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