so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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