Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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