just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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