I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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