Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize