I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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