We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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