I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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