Soap is not a condiment
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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