kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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