is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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