Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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