the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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