i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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