No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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