Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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