it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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