She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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