She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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