Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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