How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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