Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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