what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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