So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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