i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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