people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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