oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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