I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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