Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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