I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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