I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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