Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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