This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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